5/21/2013 - Photo
my dad hid in the shower once with a jar jar binks mask and a knife just to scare me and got it on camera
(via bectobiologist)
5/21/2013 - Photo
someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining
(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via penotbutter)
5/21/2013 - Video
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
holy SHIT
(via affectionatezombie)
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
(via hipstersollux)
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
(via penotbutter)
my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles
(Source: castiali, via mitunas-choice-rump)
